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Joke of the day

Shortly after receiving his big fat bonus, a young Wall Street banker drove his new porsche into the parking lot of his penthouse apartment in uptown Manhatten. He parked in his usual spot.

Barely had he gotten out of the car when a big truck slammed into the space next to him and crushed his car door.

In a frenzy, he shouted at the truck driver, "Look what you've done! My brand new porsche!"

The truck driver came out, towering over the young lad, and said,"You Wall Street kids are so materialistic! Haven't you noticed that I ripped off your arm?"

The young banker looked at his missing arm, horrified he screamed,"Oh my god! Where is my Rolex???"

22 December 2004 Wednesday
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Anne Ku at Ilp in May 2001
Anne Ku
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